Joke Of The Day

The skydiving instructor was going through the question and answer period with his new students when one of them asked the usual question, "If our chute doesn't open and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have before we hit the ground?"

The jump master looked at him very seriously and said, "You have the rest of your life."

Bonus Joke:

The student pilots were being instructed on the proper use of parachutes. “What if one doesn’t open?” asked a student, ”Couldn’t I be killed?"

“That my friend,” answered the instructor, “is known as jumping to a conclusion.”

Extra Bonus Joke:

My seatmate on a flight was a woman.
Ever the charmer, I asked,
“Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”
“Yes,” she said, “but I wasn’t willing to pay...”

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